It’s clear now how the season will end. Chelsea beat Spurs and two weeks later lose to Leicester while Spurs simultaneously lose, thus finishing fifth by the slimmest of margins, again out of the Champions League because of fucking Chelsea.

That is a dream scenario, because UEFA changed the rules and it can’t happen anymore. If the CL winner finishes outside the CL slots in the league the league gets an extra spot. If Chelsea win it fourth place still gets CL.

Since the EPL regularly zigs opposite whichever way Screamer zags this seems to be an opportune time to jump on Spurs bandwagon. #COYS

Have fun saving settlements with preston. I am going to find the Guidestone

There are a lot of them out there. I soak pinto beans overnight, then I rinse them and just look for like..pebbles( I have never found one but I like having teeth), then I simmer them with a bay leaf and salt.Use a lot of water, like...1 cup beans, four cups of water. Just a lot. You’ll probably need to add more.…

Canned refried beans are an abomination! They’re garbage! You might as well eat plaster. If you can’t be bothered to cook beans from dry, it takes ~10 minutes to empty a can of un-pureed pints into a pan and turn them into infinitely more palatable refried beans.

PREACH. No one goes to Chipotle because they want authentic mexican food. I do not consider it Mexican food at all actually I just consider it fucking delicious.

I suppose getting the result of the game wrong in the headline is a fitting way to (bicycle) kick off an piece literally on the topic of one’s own ignorance.

Piazza used androstenedione when it was available over the counter and MLB wasn’t testing for it and never said players couldn’t use it. Not sure how that’s cheating.

Anyone who’s watched Real over the past couple years has realized that the 24-year-old attacking phenom is the future of the club. He is young, already great, and has the looks and personality to become the figurehead of the team and, if everything goes perfectly, maybe even the sport itself.

Nah. When that boat goes 12 and 6 you’re really going to want the vertical perspective. It’s really the only time that’s acceptable.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

If you’re anti-tennis that’s fine, but the tiebreak is easily good enough for the top 10 on its merits. The exceedingly rare fifth-set-without-a-tiebreaker is incredible though, which can turn into “continue playing competitive tennis until someone collapses.”

* Puts toothpaste right next to bed after 2 days. *

absolutely offside. Was in the direct line of the shot in an offside position. Doesn’t seem very controversial to me

I’m from the Rust Belt myself (8th largest city in 1910!), so, unfortunately, I know exactly how apt this analogy is.

Claiming that the Men’s World Cup numbers are “slipping” relative to the WWC is preposterous. The growth rate of the Men’s is slower than the women’s, because all of 600,000 people watched the 2011 WWC and a whopping million watched the 2015 WWC. Contrast that with the ~22 million viewers watching the 2014 Cup.

Women’s…

A co-worker of mine was asking me all about women’s football during the WWC and was surprised when I professed my absolute ignorance. “Don’t you love soccer?” “Well, yeah, but you love baseball and I don’t see you following NCAA softball either.” The fact is I only have a few hours a week I’m willing to devote to…

“It’s understandable, if not just, that the Women’s National Team made far less money than the USMNT from their respective World Cups (although, the men’s World Cup’s superior TV numbers are slipping domestically).”

Because by and large women’s sports are not fun to watch, much the same way that peewee football is not fun to watch. Why would people be as excited to watch far inferior overall athletes play much worse competition in a less skilled, slower fashion, in an already confusing game to many Americans?