Who doesn’t have an exemption for dead Manute Bol? The Philistines in this comment section, apparently.

If you have shit to do, do not buy this game. Since purchasing, I’m well on my way to an in-game wife, and well on my way to losing my IRL wife. I’ve owned the game for 48 hours.

Sometimes when fishing you’ll get some broken glasses, which might help.

The reason is to tell other kids to get off your lawn.

Well, Coq got away w/ a yellow card foul in the 9th minute. And anybody who doesn’t think his tackle on Kane was a yellow doesn’t know what a yellow is. Both Bellerin and Dier’s were pullbacks, certainly yellows, but of a different nature that Coq’s. IMO it’s consistent (incorrect, but consistent) to book neither…

How does Bellerin not pick up his second yellow for the pullback on Alli? Consistency, that’s how.

Jesus Christ, why would you read Deadspin, a blog that makes light of basically everything if you’re going to bunch your panties in the comment section?

I’m glad you’ve learned so much after watching your first match. Please continue dropping knowledge on all of us. Let me know when you figure out xGA.

This would assume MLB is a separate entity from the owners, which it is not.

It feels ridiculous to call a perfectly good two-buck sandwich overpriced,

Big time FA Cup fan right here.

N’Jie? He’s played 160 minutes in the league total this season (and not much more than that in Europe). And he’s scored zero goals, so Spurs have not relied on him at all, instead using Chadli as a CF to spell Kane.

As for injuries, Spurs depth have masked what are an average amount of injuries. Mason, Bentaleb, Son…

Not a bad theory. Of course in the UK the media is so absurd because absurd headlines drive newsstand sales. Basically the British media invented the analogue form of clickbait.

In those leagues, there is only one title-contending team. The original statement holds.

Shot:goal ratio is not a statistic used by anyone to evaluate the quality of a soccer team. Perhaps coupled with shot quality, then you get into expected goals. This isn’t basketball, where FG% is correlated to winning.

Why anyone remotely familiar with how soccer is played would think goals per shot is meaningful is…

You misspelled Tottenham.

Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be sure to try and get my life back on track by validating others’ opinions in comment sections.

Hooray! Finally my opinions about a footballer have been validated by a stranger on the internet who has bad opinions. Time to find that ice floe, nothing will top this moment.

So he’s going to blow Atletico for half an hour and still get burned?

Blaming an abuse victim for failing to leave their abuser is not how you’re supposed to support or help abuse victims.