Please. Make it stop. Please.

Well, turns out I was a little anxious on that part. Good on them for making it the spectacle it needed to be.

Tormund will be made a Lord in the north. Brienne will marry him. House Giantsbane will forever be known as the greatest warriors in Westeros.

Perhaps. I certainly could have interpreted it wrong. The scene was so unclear, though.

Also, I guess the dragon just destroyed the slavers' fleet? Good thing we didn't see that. Might have been interesting.

Technically speaking, that's not really a precondition.

Boy, that sure is a lot of generically attractive white people!

Simone is dead. This interview with Rachel Keller confirms it.

Actually, some inflation isn't so bad if you have any sort of debt. It does tend to put a kink in accumulated wealth, which is why the 1% types hate it so much.

If it's Minnesota/North Dakota, he's probably meant to be Ojibwe or Sioux.

Probably because each of them has fantasized about a "last man on earth" scenario in which women are forced to sleep with them to repopulate the earth.

Did they also determine when you stop watching the show because it's too absurd?

I made it to Episode 4 before checking out. Maybe I should give it one more episode.

It works for Rowlf, though. He's always been a bit removed from the craziness of the core muppets.

Rowlf hasn't been used much since Henson died. He went into partial retirement as a tribute to Jim and only came back in 2011.

Good deal. The sausage burritos are pretty much the only edible thing McDonald's serves.

As a former resident of Durham, I found the grad students to be pretty cool.

If cowboys, they'll never occupy the vicinity of a familiar area and always operate solo. Even in the proximity of one with whom they have an existing relationship of a romantic nature.

Beta-male?!! I'll have you know I use VHS like the rest of the civilized world!

Oh, so it's a smug-off you want, is it?