I think the important thing to remember here is nothing.

Clearly you’re just a shill for the patriarchy of poster head cutters

But can it connect to Kevin Bacon in six moves or less?

I feel like the article’s description of Connelly as “ridiculously beautiful” undersells it quite a bit.

Jennifer Connelly.

Sometimes, it’s worth going with the classics. Also, they’re birds. We grade them on a curve.

Considering the unemployment rates, you gotta grab any job you can. I feel bad for them.

Marvel’s worried about their new movie opening slightly lower than their last movie, which will be one of the biggest of all time?

I’ve never done it, but I don’t think it’s sad. It’s a hobby and a way for people to express themselves. <shrug>

we also invented God so it evens out

We bred those yappy, useless balls of fluff from grey wolves. We’ve already pissed God off immeasurably.

The future is fucking weird in the most mundane way possible.

They’ve always been uncool. That’s what makes them so cool!

These guys will never, ever be un-cool.

Yeah, I just got back from Japan and cannot tell you how wrong this opinion is.

At the moment no, but I have in the past. My mom was also a professional baker and cake decorator for years, so I grew up around the food industry.