You start teaching them that guns are not toys right away. I shot my first gun at age 6 my father took me out and had me fire a .22 caliber rifle at a paper target and spent the day telling me how it is a tool, it requires spending time learning to be able to use it safely. and to have a proper respect and a little…

Best way to avoid accidents with guns... Get a good gun safety education and get your CHILDREN to gun safety classes. the worst thing you can do is treat guns like an evil boogyman and only use scary words. Children absolutely need to understand a gun is not a toy, and that you only point it at things you want dead…

Penultimate article: “I Actually Don’t Like and Have Never Watched Soccer”

I’m starting to think, Billy, that you’re writing some fantastic satire when it comes to soccer lately.

Damn... some defensive comments here. The gamer doth protest too much, methinks. He’s not saying video games are bad, he’s not attacking them. He’s saying some video games are designed to be time sinks (absolutely, positively true) and admitting that he’s vulnerable to that kind of addictive behavior.

You couldn’t drive 10 seconds in that game without multiple jeeps appearing out of nowhere to try and kill you. That got old real quick.

I never finished it. The constant respawning of enemies at checkpoints didn’t sit well with the video game logic that my mind expected, even though it does make sense that reinforcements would tend to take over a place again.

Nobody gives a shit if you watch or not. Soccer will keep being the most popular sport on earth just fine.

And if you’re so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?

UEFALONA... Oh wait sorry wrong article

a lot to chew on here.

Nanny seeking job. No reference available.

Maybe Adrian Peterson will be able to find a job after Minnesota after all.

You know she’s ridin’ dirty (diapers).

*BOOM*