my niggas, If I could culturally appropriate myself, yo, into tens of million$, I’d not only wear corn rows, I’d let my pants fall down to above my knees, stuff my face with fried chicken, kill a cop or two, and talks like Amos (but not Andy) and say things like fleek -

the Gender gap is JUST about that - the gender gap - the policy issues are completely different.

YAY for dogs...

I want to take a shit on Mark’s livingroom floor - I’m sure he’d love it

Have at it - I’ve never seen it work - and there’s a reason for that...but you prove history wrong...

for now...and wait til she’s fucking someone else...might not feel so good - been there - done all this

emphasis on HAD...#amIrite?

of course she does - this is an absurd column - if you want to fuck numerous people - that’s fine - but asking for it will trash your relationship - and just wait til your woman does the same thing

yes, it’s only recently that people started fucking those other than their partners...

right, I’m sure your GF is just fine with you fucking other chicks - this is not about sex, moron, this is about honesty (with yourself)

non-monogamy is ALWAYS fine with the person who wants to stray - until their partner desires a little strange themselves... if you want to fuck numerous people, stay out of a traditional relationship...

It’s wrong to test for weed - but the guy knew the rules that all the other people play by. Grow the fuck up, Deadspin

you get a star just for that fantastic handle

only cunts would take to task a guy who’s trying to help nobodys get their film made because he doesn’t check every fucking left wing box. You should all die horribly

some people can’t help themselves. They have to TRY to fuck their shit up

“Falling in love with anyone often involves conversations of the what-were-you-drawn-to-about-me variety.”

maybe their idea of better differs from yours...

it’s easier to bitch and whine about patriarchy than actually lead?

oh, so sensitive Gawker media writers. what a bunch of pussies you are...

I’m not alarmed at the guy launching prodigious verbal farts into a microphone. I’m alarmed at the people laughing and applauding like he’s forming actual thoughts.