Chicago— where our beloved superstars are probably rapists, but the most hated athlete in town is still Jay Cutler.

“You remember only flashes of Derrick Rose since 2013? Join the club”

Well, he did play in the Ray McDonald All-American game back in high school.

You think Kane is guilty based off of what exactly?

Yea I found that last part odd to add in or say. Its more freaky stuff to ask as opposed to rapist. I can see someone being against those things but its quite prudish to think those things are weird/stuff sexual deviants would do. Not saying he didnt do it at all, but if wanting someone to masturbate in front of you…

She says she remembers only “flashes”

What the fuck is going on

And Derrick Rose would love it if he could watch.

Well, he is sponsored by ADIDAS.

“See? Told you he wasn’t soft.”

I think that the North Korean sub troops are taking their time and enjoying fresh-caught seafood before defecting to South Korea.

“I said fall GUY not fall woman!”

I think I could make a better submarine

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

I’m trying to find the part where they answered the question.