Mrs. Garbage Pail Kids is obviously supposed to be Anna Wintour. It's great.

You're missing that Dwight claimed they needed him, specifically, on the radio.

I'm not going to re-hash the arguments I've made here before (especially last week). If you're on the same weird wavelength as Handlen (where everything has to didactically "make a point" or it serves no purpose), fine — go with that.

We have no idea what happened; we didn't see it.

That's not the point. I disagree with many of the commenters but at least the people down here have fucking brains and understand what this show is (and, like, what genre fiction is or what fiction is, in general). The reviewer is so out to lunch that he might as well not even be watching the show.

That was FUCKING FANTASTIC from start to finish.

'Salem's Lot.

Have they removed the present-day adult portion of the story?

So, the people below who think the clown has "emo hair" or whatever? No. That's just the way its face is emerging out of the existing photo of Mom or whatever.

Pet Sematary. Absolutely nailed it.

He had a knife because he was outside the walls. "All set—got my knife!"

He can't be bothered with the comments. (He can barely be bothered with the show.)

[inhale] "Lloyd Henreid, Harold Lauder, The Walking Dead." [exhale]

Which makes it interesting, not bad.

Moral ambiguity; how does it work?

But that's not in Star Wars; it's implied. You're bitching about what's onscreen.

At what point in any Star Wars ever did anyone have to "go around to unite the rebels"?

I'm waiting for a No Country For Old Men "There ain't no way" moment where someone finds a tracker.

This reviewer stinks. There’s just no way around it — I was more measured and polite last week, when he completely misunderstood one of the season’s best episodes because the bread-and-butter suspense tactics of placing slow character-building scenes right at the eve of the climax is apparently unfamiliar to him; he…

No, the best premiere of any show ever was Better Call Saul.