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It's funny how The Walking Dead, which is supposed to be so awful, is evincing such strong devotion and feelings in its viewers by means of the strength of the characterizations and the nuances of the story (meaning, people really care what happens to the people on the show)…whereas Westworld, which is supposed to be

Okay, so notwithstanding that loathsome, stupid theory about William and the Man in Black, we are seeing some timeline games, right, insofar as Maeve is in her purple dress in Sweetwater remembering her daughter being murdered by the MiB (which is a story he's telling to Teddy at the same time) and, when we abruptly

Anyone still here? I think this whole thing was fucking brilliant and I can’t understand why anyone would have any trouble with it. The ending of the story was a perfect novelistic conclusion: moving, elegiac, inconclusive and poetic. The entire story was gripping and thought provoking and totally free of awful

I've said this before: I'd enjoy Negan much more if he'd just stop sashaying around like Keith Richards about to fall over.

He was probably an assistant regional sales manager somewhere.

It's complete nonsense. It's been invented for no reason and the people who subscribe to it are engaging in some of the most ridiculous sophistry I've ever read.

They don't want or need food, necessarily. Just "shit."

How is it "confirmed"?

That's what he was trying to do in Freejack. This is just Freejack continued.

Somebody with big tits

But they did cheat. It's disappointing, and I didn't believe it, but on a commenter's insistence I went back and checked and sure enough, first the door isn't there and then it is.

His Walking Dead reviews are even more annoying because he doesn't "get" the show at all; it's beneath him. He can't figure out what the "point" being made is — and without a "point" being made, it's purposeless as far as he's concerned. The suspense, the drama, the stunning acting, the thrills, the photography…who

There's no such machine.

I swear you guys have made up your own imaginary other show, that you pretend you're watching while Westworld is on.

He's one of those "actorly" actors. The kind other actors like because of "craft" but nobody else cares about. (Mostly it's about throwing away lines.)

That's legitimately cool!

The only time I've ever seen that work was Saw II. (And the reveal of the flash-forwards in LOST.)

It's a ridiculous theory. It never made any sense; it continues to make no sense, and it makes less and less sense every week. It's based on nothing but a pair of logos. It's a Rorschach blot.

They're going to have a yard sale

How is it a "Blade Runner twist"?