And I'd just like to add, although I inhibit that strange and wonderful world that is gay, surely there's something attractive about a woman - whether it be for casual sex or in a relationship - who does have a lot of experience? It sounds benefitical for both parties….

And on topic: porn?

Honestly, it wouldn't suprise me if the show makes it to it's intended fifth and final season, there would be a 'alterante scene' which featured a Hannigram moment for the fans (but, ah, a lot less sensual then PolarBears suggestion)

I can barely watch it - and I was the 'good' one in our family :)

This sounds amazing! Although, sadly, the DC Nation block is not long for this world or so I'm told….

Well, at least she's trying to get herself out there, I suppose.

It made money? :(

Well, man's got to eat, I guess :)

I haven't actually seen this film - but will since Alan Turdyk is in it and wasn't aware of the Guilermo del Toro connection. I know this is The AV Club and I should have a well-judged hysterical witticism at hand, but I can't because my mind is filled with the fact that Alan Turdyk is BRILLIANT.

Okay: explain to me (as someone who hasn't seen any of the Nightmare films outside the original) how this film can be seen as a gay allegory? Unintentional or so-bad-it's-good homophobic allegory?

I'm actually….okay with this. What's wrong with me? (On the other hand, one of the make up assistants was hot as hell, so maybe that cushioned the blow)

Do you like them for being in it, though?

Okay: that sounds awful. God, no wonder it's never seen a DVD release.

Was The Golden Palace really that awful?

What if David Tennant wanted to go? :)

I'm kind of holding out for a Prometheus sequel. Yes, the first film was a mess, but a very intresting one none the less and a sequel by the right scriptwriter could be amazing.

I've only seen a little of Parks and Recreation, but while Pratt does have some comedic chops on him, from the Guardians trailer, I don't think he has the dramatic presence to be a leading man or to convey Peter Quill's journey on screen (I've only been introduced to the characters from the latest run and am still at…

Each to their own, I guess.

In Australia, we have a TV show equavilant of that: it's called The Panel. It's delights include: making fun of a diabetic German bushwalker who was lost for a month and who had to surrive on flies and insects to surrive and instead of well, celeberating the fact that he surrived out in the bush for a month, that…

Mines does. "I know your having a shitty day at work Michael, but you must offer up your sufferings to the Lord. Love, Mum."