what's worse is the millions of taxpayer dollars that support the dimwit's golf weekends - and keeping his wife and kid in NYC.

an allusion to golden showers perhaps? Dim donny likes those.

yes

Colbert said that the WH rehydrated kellyanne just for this occasion - soaked her in a dish of water overnight… lol.

I thought of Bernardo and Homolka immediately. A similar dynamic and, sadly, a true story.

…and obesity

I have a new respect for old Phil if he's dodging dodgy donny.

are you drunk?

wait, don't tell me, you also don't own a tv… save up your allowance, skippy.

tom's career got harmed the first time he spoke to a camera.

nor is he aware that Hawaii is a state - oy - Murrica is truly fucked.

oh c'mon - throat singing AND someone getting crowned by an air conditioner?

yep, o'reilly and jones - in one week. Here's to more…

sorry, but dim donny started the obsession thing with the inauguration crowd, his "historic" electoral college win, his "tremendous" record for the first 100 days (which he noted 2 weeks before said 100 days), etc. etc.

same to you.

nope, awful. especially tom cruise - wanted to slap each one of the characters.

ditto re City of Angels - I laughed out loud a few times, then left.

oh, good one. it was truly awful.

"Magnolia" and/or "City of Angels" - it's a toss up.

I hear that if you say her name three times, in a dark bathroom, while looking in a mirror…