It’s called Wheel of Fortune, not Wheel of the Fortunate, not all of us make it.

That’s horrible.

no.

When Eric fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo as a child, onlookers were terrified that there’d be a bloodbath until zookeepers tranquilized the young man.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

It took me far too long to realize what was going on there.

I bet the Pats doctors just have better painkillers. I’m talking about the REAL SHIT. None of that cheesehead crap.

As much as I like to rag on Green Bay fans, in fairness everyone else in that picture look like they’re having the reaction a normal person would to being around that guy.

All of these questions could be answered a quick 2-minute trip to your local gym locker room. And maybe some therapy afterwards.

Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?

where he forced her to perform oral sex on him before raping her

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

Playing devils advocate here, but this is a training and attitudes issue that’s been made worse by the media and non-aviation community’s involvement.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

That’s assuming he wants to redeem himself to his inmates.

Pretty good, there’s a lot more water around Houston these days than there used to be, I hear.

Is there some explanation for Ramsey’s ejection or did the refs just screw this up? He deserved a penalty for the shove no doubt but in terms of the fight it seems Ramsey just gets manhandled by Green who does all the actual punch throwing. You can get ejected for getting your butt kick?

Grandpa had a stroke, and all Vegemighty can think about is his own tongue. GLORY BOY.