With that lineup, will they have one guy with any consistency outside of six feet? Will the “76ers” be referring to the inches of jump shot range?

I loved the reactions from NFL players. It seemed like every single one of them was excited for him, instead of trying to downplay it. Chris Johnson, the one guy who might be upset about losing the record, had nothing but praise.

My friend has a kid in high school and openly gay and bisexual teens are such a part of the current landscape of high school that I doubt his teammates even care at this point. Which is awesome.

I wasn’t about 99% sure this was actually about dating with Valentines Day coming up. Cuz, let me tell you Kirk, we all have that picture of what we want in our mind, but that ogre across the table is NOT it.

Nothing about that lineup makes me excited.

How bout this guy, though? Criticized for kneeling during the anthem to running an uber-successful company.

But kudos to them for realizing that was a demo. #marketresearch

The catcher that was only wearing a face mask, no less! I just kept waiting for a kid to tip one that went anywhere but straight into the glove.

Touché.

Good thing he’s a true sophomore and can’t enter this year.

So I’m assuming all home games will have a designated “laser pointer” since that’s the best I’ve seen Osweiller play...ever.

I’m picturing The Replacements as RG III declares no one can win with this bunch of losers. When Johnny Football walks in triumphantly and declares “I can” as Gene Hackman asks him what took him so long.

Edit: ever

About 50 white, glorious stars against a blue background.

You’re so Jets you think Chad Pennington was “pretty good.” Maybe we should start one of those “it gets better” campaigns.

Cycling. I about went down in my grandmas driveway with a little loose gravel. A professional broke her spine in 3 places on a paved road! And all those men breaking their collarbones? I would be lost in the chase pack where I'd give up going up the mountain and die of starvation.

I wish I could quit you

A flying Pokemon.

For the record, should have been strike three

Pretty sure they claimed Elway could throw it 70 yards. Love to see Cardale Jones out there just launching nerf vortexes.