In the first photo she looks like a long lost Pinkett Smith child.

hair in bra is THE WORST. It's maddening, and there's no elegant, subtle way to publicly get rid of it.

breaking bad?

Gwyneth Paltrow?

I kind of love that she writes her own responses with zero filter. She's not the greatest thinker of our generation but we only need one of those. She fully owns her inability to spell and the grandiose thoughts in her brain piece. I admire those kind of brass balls, even if they're served with a side of crazy sauce.

Because we have eggs and milk inside of us? Men are the middle unrefrigerated aisles, filled with crackers, dips and sauces, and international foods.

I respect your opinion, though I still hold mine. And I have no idea what your username is but I think I like it.

thoughts my exactly.

jlo just taught me coconuts is one o away from sounding like cock nuts. #themoreweknow

To be fair, if that were Lauren Bacall surrounded by the Sicilian hockey college league (I made it up in my pants) I'd tell her to git it til it's got. But I must say, Aaron Taylor Johnson is 10x the hottie Leo ever was. And his pouty lips and dreamy gaze are made all the hotter by the foxy, non-teenage mrs. on his…

Bye, self important snobby writer who can't defend their points! Muuuuuah!

Got it. Hope you're able to open your eyes to all the good stuff the Midwest has to offer one day. There's a lot there for people who are open minded.

No.

Because Cincinnati is all of the Midwest? Your comment doesn't even make sense. In the immortal words of Cher Horowitz, "You are a snob and a half."

Have you been to the Midwest ever?

Why is that Tweet from Zoe Saldana in Tweet Beat? She's beautiful and talented. But that Tweet is about as interesting as a pen from a car wash.

Thank you! I was wondering if I was missing a joke or something ... nope.

I know it's unreasonable to hate this man for not cleaning the hair off his tweezers. But as God is my witness I do.

THANK YOU. Whyyyyyy did that bother me so much.

name, please!