Not only that the local police has identified improper use of turn signal as main factor to the carnage.

I’m not against the idea in general, but usually it’s like a mom getting the e30 from her youth or something, an e90 just seems kind of... eh. It’s a nice car and all but... I dunno.

I’m one of those weird people.

Why not.

In this case it’s the hood badge, doesn’t matter the model. I wonder if the boys will also take care of the “cost to own”?

Good job, lads.

I swear I heard “No, nonononnnnooo. You boys can’t do this to me. I wanted one years ago before they had i-drive!”

Mum raised two unselfish boys. The one son has been wearing tattered shorts for ten years now.

Personally I would go with a royal blue with white side stripes and no stripes on the hood....but I like this grey/silver combo much better than the silly white/green.

So, you are potentially going to deny yourself some seriously awesome vehicles (Porsche/Audi, and I love my Golf-R) because some jabroni on the internet tried to get cute-sy with VAG by stripping his car down the before drop off for some LOLZ and internet fame? Really? If so, your face never really liked your nose…

Like you could afford a new Porsche.

Yes.

It helps the car get around that slight left bend at those speeds.

That might sell me on paddles. Was the camera guy trying to document the pissing of the pants there at the end?

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

This is right up there with those people claiming my work computer is being tracked and I need to give them my social, address, and credit card information so they can stop the tracking.

I think 52ndstate meant something along the lines of “You left $1.6 Million worth of gold unattended? Pack your bags.”

Not so much. He’s the first person the detectives would be sweatting down as a likely accomplice.

Renovations at Trump Tower

My first two thoughts on this.