YES. I can get behind this kind of autonomous driving.

These videos would be more entertaining if Tesla programmed the car to gun it outta there as soon as it hits something.

See, you’re just bitter because you don’t have a Mercedes. It’s OK, Torch. You can tell us.

I love your username.

The GMT800 is much more refined than the Excursion, though.

I love the car, but that soundtrack sounds like a streetcar screaming bloody murder.

To the far left and up is my preference, as long as there is a lockout mechanism.

NEEDS more stars.

I don’t think he’s saying that modding is dbag behavior, but that a lot of MS3 modders are dbags and he doesn’t want to be associated with them.

“After you gain confidence, you can add in more challenging elements, like high-speed merge lanes and Acura drivers.”

“You can buy this Rolls-Royce for the same price as a brand-new Camry!”

I don’t think that was exactly in their control...

Jason, thanks so much for these articles! I love the old/eccentric stuff you cover here at Jalopnik; I feel like I learn something new every time I read.

I will have to steal this from your dad. Please thank him for me.

But it’s not brown and manual so that means that Infiniti is abandoning the enthusiast market. Why does nobody care about us anymore.

Oh, I thought that was called the Patrick George edition, designed to keep the press from crashing the car while driving it hard by keeping it from being able to be driven hard.

#COTD

monkeywrenchracing.com has a lot of stuff for these cars.

Best username ever.

And they can start a new blog called “The Grand Blog”. And meanwhile, Gawker’s new owners will try to relaunch Jalopnik 2.0, only for it to be a flop headed by Charlie Sheen.