Me too! Now that I know that you and Doug both do it, I feel like a little less of a frea... wait, nevermind.

You suck. I love you, man.

Yo, this Jalopnik

Epic. #COTD

Exactly. We live right near our water supply. Let’s say that an accident occurs on our street. Where will the (toxic) antifreeze go? Right into the local brook, resplendent with wildlife (including endangered species) and into our water supply!

Pontiac Vibe GT. One of the stealthiest fast cars from this century.

She’s probably just trying to choke you with the emissions.

If you look at the subtitle to the ad, it says 6.0. I’m guessing that the 6.9 mentioned in the description is a typo.

How much room does the gas motor take up? Does it impinge on luggage/passenger space?

Awesome. Now I’m imagining the inside of the ISS smelling like ten years of unventilated farts. Thanks, Jason.

Came here for the 666 connection. Left satisfied.

What are they running from at the end?

I know. That’s my point. What you wrote first says that the A6 and Q5 diesels sold stateside are not affected, then says that the A6 and Q5 diesels are not sold stateside. I’ll quote it again:

“The 3.0 liter V6 diesel engine used on the A6, Q5, and Q7 models in the U.S. is not included in the scandal. Overseas models affected include the A4 and A6, and Q3 and Q5 crossovers, but diesel options of these vehicles were not sold stateside.”

What this man said.

“Long rumored to be cursed, the Auto Museum made a reward offering of $1 million for the wreckage in 2005.”

Was just going to say this. Anyone who trolls Jeep owners is a good apple in my book :-).

Don’t know where the jab at Mercedes diesels comes from. When well-running, they emit no visible smoke.

I think you mean to reference the engine as a 1.6 Turbo in the fuel economy table...

But who’s going to fix all the broken prices now?