He might want to reconsider that Senate run

Snl debate was so jets vs sharks

Damn

Asshat

Even touchdown Jesus says,”fuck you!”

Candace Parker is a bitch you don’t mess with! #BYDMW

You can’t be a real doctor and the Cosby Show was complete fiction. Sit down. They might have believed her if she said she was a nurse, but why demean yourself? Put them out there and fire that stewardess. We’re all humans and if it were her, I’d bet she wouldn’t care. Just help me. This was an episode of Sanford and…

as a black person, I get tired of movies about slavery. I don’t want to see that shit anymore. Make more black superheroes of even just regular people stories. This goes for civil rights movies too. Just make us regular people in movies. #mytwocents

I’m oddly fascinated by this gif. A repulsive wonder.

I have written a song called “tiny penis.” In sorry but it’s short. I’ll see my way out.

Today, my camp issued a statement:

bye sweaty bastard

Wellgoddamn, my ex-husband didn’t either.

Speedway is hiring

Hilary: you are not grabbing my coochie, motherfucker.

Because she would be great company?

I bring this up every year but, factory of sadness

Hell yes

Fuck Arnold.

Pussy wagon