I hate to break it to you, but, when someone is arrested on a domestic violence charge one of the bond conditions is: no firearms. They don’t confiscate someone’s weapons, but the defendant is required to get rid of them while the case is pending.

It’s complicated to be sure. Imagine you’re sitting around watching tv and get angry about something. You lash out and toss a glass through the screen of the TV that you bought. If you live by yourself, no problem. You’re entitled to break your own stuff. It’s stupid, but as long as no one else has an interest in…

Actually, in many jurisdictions it is. Domestic violence is a not a type of charge but rather a category of crime. Battery (physically touching) can be either garden variety battery or DV battery depending solely on the relationship between the defendant and the victim.

No shit. Violence, in hockey, the horror. Somebody think of the children. People should save their outrage for when some goes full Marty Mcsorely. This was nothing.

Sprays are fine, for a number of reasons. However, lotions are cool too because when my wife uses them it gives me the opportunity to break out the, “rubs the lotion on its skin” line from SOTLambs.

Agreed. Sprays are fine. A lot less burdensome to rub in and a lot more fun for kids to use which leads to fewer complaints and subsequent keelhaulings.

Truth. On one hand whatever gets you through the night, but on the other I can’t imagine how having a government document assists someone in the grieving process. My wife miscarried three times when we were trying to have a kid and a being unable to obtain a birth certificate was not an issue.

True enough, but he appears to simply be rounding.

The part that is missing is the differing burdens of proof. When charged with a felony and put on trial you get a jury that must get to “beyond a reasonable doubt” for conviction.

The wounds are easier to care for without a bunch of hair mixed in with the shredded flesh.

I had an 85' in silver and blue back in HS and college. (88'-91). Can confirm seats are ultra comfortable and very accommodating for interacting with girls. Awesome car.

First of all, I just want to thank my hands for being so great.

335 GT would be a good choice. Good power w/the twin turbo 6 and it’s a longer wheelbase than the regular 3 series which is translated into a ton of back seat leg room. Equal to or better than the 5 series. Unless the passenger seat is way back, my kid can’t put his feet on it if he tries. Plus, the hatch holds a…

Yes, but if they did have a world championship for “slight of hand” I imagine trump would dominate.

And you are an asshole on the internet. Congratulations on your accomplishment.

If I were going to live, in a van, down by the river . . . This would be that van.

I like it. I had an 85, GTS in high school. Great car, but a little anemic with the original motor. $3700 is piss away money essentially and I think this thing would be fun as hell to hoon around and relive the glory days. Long Island is way to far away though.

Hell, my parents got me a car when I was 15 and let me start driving theirs when I was 14 so I could get to 4:30 am swim practice. It worked great for everyone.

This isn’t all that surprising given that Liberty is the same shitwaggon “university” that hired disgraced and disbarred womb warrior Phill Kline for their law school faculty. Apparently they let him teach a bioethics class which is the highest of sad comedy

Always order your coffee with extra trump.