It’s okay, any minute now it’ll kick in and we’ll be swamped with factory and coal jobs....

Could be a small map and a regular sized pin. 

You asked so kindly, so sure.

it’s amazing how much of the world isn’t in New York.

Um... that was the joke.

So cops should just waste all their time on obviously non-law-enforcement activities, since they are getting paid anyway.

RTFA

“I couldn’t be bothered to read a 6 paragraph small article, but you can be damn well sure I can be bothered complaining about it ! and then look like an idiot because what I complained about was right there in the article I didn’t read.”

1-800-ABCDEFG

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

My house was lost in the Campfire of 2018. Both my wife and I were at work when the fire broke out. My MIL had both of my kids at her house. Priority number one was getting to her home to ensure the kids were safe. My wife was unfortunately not allowed back up the hill to our house as she was too late. She was the one…

Chill out, it’s a meme.

Lanesplitting isn’t a crime. What does “cross on the right at intersections” mean? I’ve sat at stop lights for three cycles as my bike isn’t heavy enough to trigger the weight sensors for a turn light. Can’t sit there forever, mate. 

So if witnessing a crime is a crime, then witnessing someone witness a crime is a crime, and witnessing that person witnessing someone who has witnessed a crime...bam police state!

Well, except a cockfight would be held somewhat secretively, so you'd have to make an effort to be there. We are talking about flash events in public spaces. 

Sonic had a mixed CD in the 90s that was sold at Sam goody or The Wall and the first track was gangsters paradise..but you know The easter eggs are for old school fans..

Is it more plausible that a hotel worker entered a room on false pretenses and attempted to rob the guest (and then was fatally injured in the struggle), or that the guest called down the front desk to request someone to come to the room so he could murder them in the middle of the day while his daughters were present?

Wooosh.

There’s been like 319 e-Tron concepts, right?