This rant prompted by an idiot in the grays complaining that there's a top 10 list every day and accusing Mate of having "writer's block" and being a bad writer because he makes Answers Of The Day from reader contributions. Yes I know I'm complaining about complaining.

Okay, are we sure Chris Farley didn't fake his death? This feels like his version of the most elaborate "The Aristocrats" joke ever.

I would so buy one if money.

...and it looks just like a Chevy Caprice?

Winter driving definitely helps you learn car control (see Finnish rally drivers). But this car won't be doing that because it's more of a PR tool. They'll go to schools, car shows and other events. Also, I'm sure they're forbidden to go offroad because of how bad the inevitable crash would look to the public.

"I would of had an Enzo" How does someone who writes than can make so much money? I find it amazing that people still can't comprehend a difference between would've and of.

Back in the day, carburetors needed time to warm up (particularly during winter), but these days all you need to do is keep revs low until the needle is at the right place and your engine will have enough oil where it needs it. Sitting in the cabin for ten minutes running the engine is a waste of time and fuel.

Please see any of my previous 14,534 comments on why we all can and will benefit from the autonomous car.

Yeah, but so what since doing anything of the nature will immediately void all warranties on the car.

My car came stock like this (IS300). I actually like it. Also yellow's supposed to cut through fog better or something (selective light, lots of science stuff).

Are you, like, allergic to clits?

I love the pic! There's a saying in the forums. A good air cooled 911 (driver) is a $25k car. You found a great example for $15k? Great. Budget $10k over the next year to get it in good shape.