First thing that came to mind before I even opened the article... Goddamnit. Then the first word I read... Goddamnit. Great minds think alike.

Dude, we see your aimbots and wallhacks from a mile away.

Coming from a day 1 beta player I would not recommend this to anyone that has a life. I wouldn’t even recommend it to my most hated enemies. Why? It WILL run your life. Then you will look back and see that all of your hardwork will come to be shit on by a year three thorn.

Grinding is for dance floors, not children’s books! Maybe a little necessary in destiny too, lol.

Yes, so it has not been gone since 2009 and who’s to say that this new “tactical nuke” will end the match?

MW3 did have the MOAB which was the same as the tactical nuke.

I really enjoy reading these... when they are about what they are supposed to be about. Not when they are dissing a city/whole state that you probably have been to maybe... once? Then you try to dis it in this funny satirical way, when you really just sound like an idiot. Check yo facts, get your shit right, or GTFO.

KCMO native representing!

Suicide doors on both sides, bitches. Not just one, both mother fucking sides.

Will you take me to the lighthouse on Mercury? If so I will buy Gawker and give it to whoever takes me :D

Texas citizens run their state, not the other way around.

Can I ask what you paid for this early copy?

You know he’s practiced that by himself... I wonder how many bats it took breaking before he knew he could do it during a game.

How can I get rid of my destiny addiction?

Completely off topic - your voice is... mesmerizing! I could listen to it all day. And I have never been able to get rid of my Destiny addiction since it came out. Actually right now I am having withdrawals.

I saw that golden engram drop. WHAT WAS IT?! Gally?!?

You ever wonder if people are just sick and tired of the CoD series?

That they did, but the STi still uses the old EJ series engines.

Why does Subaru still insist on putting unequal length headers on their STi when anyone that modifies it for real power puts on equal length headers? Just for the sound of inefficiency?

Or just tell you friends to have some fucking kids, Jesus, are you 25 and don’t have kids? That’s a problem. Joking aside - I am having my first kid at the end of the month and I am 25 and none of my friends have kids or are even married. I am a bit worried but this article gives me hope.