I’v taught for almost 20 years and I’ve never had a kid take a swing. You know why? I learned how to de-escalate a situation and let the kid save face. I learned when to not push kids on issues. I’ve learned when to let small infractions slide. I learned these things because I can never use force. It’s a shame police…

Or just be hired by the police department in the next town over.

He’ll be a paid “legal expert” for Fox “news” by the end of the year.

I have a reaaaaaal hard time believing the robbers beared any resemblance to John Henson whatsoever, other than the fact that they may have also been black. The man is seven feet tall. Getting robbed sucks, but don’t try to sugarcoat this...

If there’s anyone out there that actually thinks being poor is simple, then they deserve a right punch in the face.

The driver should be charged with attempted murder - but because he “only” hit a motorcycle, he won’t be.

Can you explain a little more? My friend is curious.

This sentence took me longer to process than I’d like to admit.

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

Amazing that someone so upset about sodomy would live somewhere called “Morehead.”

They don’t. If these guys weren’t Diploshits, they’d already be arrested and cars impounded...

The one where it’s illegal to stalk/harass/hit the mailbox of Mike Huckabee.

Yep. Also this.

Twitter loves this shit, and I love Twitter. <3

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.