jonlangevin
Jon Langevin
jonlangevin

That’s one thing about Horizon that annoys me. When I’m trying to get to a vantage point or something high up on a mountain and I am circling around it trying to find the climbable spot. And all I can think is “why can’t Aloy climb everywhere like Link?”

Did you play a different Zelda game? BotW doesn’t let you climb on anything, BECAUSE THERE’S ALWAYS A FREAK RAINSTORM. :|

It only breaks in areas that aren’t corrupted. But if you’re in an area that’s corrupted by Gannon it doesn’t break and it deals twice as much damage.

It took eight movies to tell the epic saga of Dorf.

They should have two or three different actors playing him during the movie, then Deadpool comments a confusing “Who ARE you, Darrin from Bewitched?” or “What is this, budget cutbacks... already?”

Only when the burglary is occurring. It would be stupid otherwise.

We should disconnect our cameras to avoid burglers disconnecting our cameras?

Its only early depending on how off the beaten path you go. They took a callback to the original legend of zelda. aka ,you need 13 heart containers. which is how you got the strongest sword in the original game. But in this one containers are not as easily gotten. You get a orb from each shrine mini dungeon, you take

Missed opportunity for Shadow of Wardor.

It’s been announced to be coming this summer

Of micro transactions are what is going to keep this game growing year after year, I don’t have a problem with it. I was proud to buy the season 2 pass. I’m extremely happy with how Ubisoft has developed this game. It’s the best shooter on the planet and I can’t have it die.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Woah, woah, woah. You mean to tell me I should not be relying on HTML 5 to validate all my form content?

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Yes, right as a super nova blows up in his face.

My brother is a schoolteacher who simply delights in spending he sparse freetime blowing the ever loving shit out of anyone who wishes to go up against him. He laughs maniacally where he performs some amazing multikill and will regale me of some fantastic battle against impossible odds where he came out victorious,

Godamn it now you’ve made me reconsider my previously well founded disdain for Liefeld. great.

Yes indeed, right before Xibalba exploded.