I can't understand this article unless you write it in incoherent Eric Limer speak

Would be awesome if they incorporate the "can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

Please tell me there's a bumpy road and ragdoll physics so they can recreate this

Maybe, but it definitely needs more cowbell.

That trailer was terrible. Zero game play, no context, and nothing that says, " Be excited about a game." at all. Also looks old gen.

Looks like it came straight out of a "How to Make a Rad Video Game" instructional tape from the mid-90's.

Thats....
You know what?
Thats pretty awesome.
Are there airplanes?

Why do you put the money shot in the .gif EVERY time. Ruins the video as a whole.

Pretty much the only instance of parkour being cool that I can ever remember seeing. Well, this and when it was done by Dwight, Michael, and Andy.

Well, revealing it to someone named Going2InvadeU whose hobbies include, but are not limited by, country invasion and deconstruction...

That's an interesting set of thoughts. But I think you're exaggerating a little. It's just a hobby! We all have our favorite past times!

Actually, I prefer the term Top Shelf.

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Michael Green (who co-wrote Green Lantern) is rewriting thePrometheus 2 screenplay

Did he get to request that change because he was the first to beat the comment game?

I love that Chrome has the little speaker on the tabs playing sound - makes my life much easier

Maybe it is having an adverse reaction with this guy's fur.

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