ONE WIENER, NEXT TO ANOTHER WIENER (WIENER PARTY, WIENER PARTY) TWO WIENERS ALONGSIDE YET ANOTHER WIENER

SE Cupp is pretty hot, but mostly she's baffling. I can't imagine there are too many other atheistic art history majors that go on to become conservative commentators.

I enjoy ripping on his slow writing pace as much as the next guy, but I think this is pretty cool actually. I wish I could go to some of them.

Social conservatives: "Outrageous! People shouldn't be fired for saying offensive things about gay
people! People should only be fired for being gay!"

I'm from MN, lived there during the Ventura years; I have a pretty high tolerance for sitting gov. shenanigans I guess.

to be fair I haven't seen FNL and Gilford might well be excellent. It's just that I recently finished Breaking Bad and Todd was such a fascinating character and now I'm really interested in Plemons. maybe I should watch FNL

Sure, but there's really no reason to call out a non-metalhead or casual fan for referring to a thrash metal band as death metal, especially since thrash and death rub up against each other a fair amount (cue someone calling me a fucking idiot). I do think that sub-genre-ization is fine to an extent, metal's a very…

I haven't read all of them, but this feature is just generally not very good. Brent Hinds and Lou Barlow were both decent, and the GWAR one was awesome but that's about it. The picks are always obvious and people that might not actually be assholes come off that way. Anyone have picks for installments they liked that…

metalheads will get less shit when they stop being so obnoxious about sub-genres and what is or isn't "real metal." For the record I fucking love metal. As well as a bunch of music that is similar to metal but probably isn't technically but who the fuck cares

okay fine, they're zombie-ish monsters. who cares.

a Grade-A moron

"Area Man Constantly Mentioning…" yep that was totally me just now. But I am actually expressing some genuine curiosity here (see below), and I'm certainly not judging anyone else.

This is actually a kind of serious question though. I've read Dan Savage on more than one occasion say that ALL men watch porn and anyone who says they don't is lying (he did qualify that by saying it isn't literally true, but that the percentage who don't is so small as to be insignificant). Not that his word is law,…

THE A.V. CLUB

Probably nobody (3 replies though!). But if there's any place on the internet for contrarian hipsterism regarding porn, it would be AV Club

cut me a piece

I much prefer imagination to porn, and I barely ever watch it. That's the honest truth. The question is, how many people will believe me?

forget the lyrics, listen to the solo!

by "Throes" do you mean "Realms"? If so I totally agree

Lightning Bolt FTW!!!!