Given Stephen Crockett’s recent absence from The Root, I first speculated that he was hard at work assisting in this hack.

Why are we still in the greys?

There are also those “Freeman on the land”.

KKK ring a bell?

When I was in middle school, there was a girl in my class.

The Coyote Kings

Good idea. Too bad most of us have real jobs and can’t waste time writing three pages of crap every morning.

“White people are evil.”

I am blinded by the pasty white legs.

Hey Hoover, this be for you.

So long as Joan Baez is not there.

Rule for all men: When you are around women, pretend like your wife or mother was standing beside you.

Bone Tomahawk. I can watch that scalping scene over and over.

Shawshank Redemption and Fight Club.

11. Push

Sorry, but this is the most worthless article ever written.

White people secretly want to touch black people hair to see what it feel like.

Wow. Then you must have really loved her in Nina.

I am surprised this guy is not from South Carolina.

Yes. Too many compared to the number of Aboriginal Americans, East Indian Americans, and Asians in the US.