What strikes me as funny is that in the interviews I’ve seen with hockey/basketball players when they’re asked about the other sport all the hockey players say they love watching basketball and all the basketball players are like “oh ya first time I went to a hockey game was unreal those guys are really tough”. It’s…

Make A-Moria Great Again.

I’m gonna repeat what I said above: I’m gonna Godwin you here: did any Jewish voters who didn’t vote when Hitler was elected forfeit the right to complain when they were sent to the gas chamber? Not voting to stop Trump was a mistake, and it’s fine to point that out. But let’s not pat ourselves on the back too hard…

You are a hero for posting this!

thank you, i needed that. Now i know it wasnt all just a dream.

Counterpoint: No.

(Jets miss an extra point)

I feel like Jets and Chiefs fans should share a stronger bond than they do. Won Super Bowls with hall of fame QB’s fifty years ago and haven’t been back since. Also haven’t really had a QB worth a wet shit since either but did get to enjoy a broken down Montana and Favre respectively.

As a lifelong Jets fan, I call days like this “Sunday.”

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

i appreciate the 90s-ness of this story.

I went to a party at my friend’s house junior year of high school that was supposed to be a small affair but turned into a teen movie-style “invite everyone you know to crash this girl’s house” shitfest. I was bummed because I thought I’d be getting to spend some quality time with my crush but with such a crowd it…

One New Years Day, to cure a hangover my friends and I took a couple bites of weed brownies before heading to the diner for brunch thinking it would take at least an hour or so for them to kick in. About twenty minutes later we were sitting at our table half out of our minds and “Cry Me A River” by Justin Timberlake…

once in college i was so stoned at a bar the bartender asked for my ID and I handed him my school ID.

1. Running into my dad at the polls while voting for Michael Dukakis, and I was completely baked.

Or two more fell out of his hair and beard as he trimmed it up.

Whoa, what’s going on in this picture? Did Fitz make a bet with Cromartie?

Here’s the spreadsheet with the staff’s individual scores.

I listened to your mother all night long, Trebek.

Alas, A Yale man would have gotten more.