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@Charliehorse: morfe like "...store is filled with the sounds of screams and moans of pain. The floor is littered with dismembered body parts and the walls blood splattered. If you listened carefuly, you could hear the faint wobbity wobbity sounds of the bloodied foil rolls"

@Batman: Blasphemy! Like Newkiller energy.

@pranthin8or: Dead horses are just younger unicorns that would have existed if poeple stopped beating horses to death.

@shockaslim: Anything Apple is big news. Get used to it.

Must be a box of vodka martini. Shaken not stired.

Thats it?! All we get is a day and short article on giz?

@Tom_Servo: omg thats what i was thinking too as i read it. was wondering when he would say "i've known you as a girl, now i'll make you a woman". *shudder*

Maybe all the "like" this and "like" that, pissed off Thor.

Well i guess I wont be buying a HTC WP7 handset. I kinda want to experience this new OS in all its stock glory.

Its simple. That was FUCKING AWESOME!!!

@CaptainJack: if you hate the exclamation marks, you will hate that you missed out a question mark in your first paragraph.

"i'll be back"

@WonderingIsAll: its not as bad as they say, its not Oscar winning but its quite good. That said, it really is down to your own taste, I won't tell you what to think of it that's for you to experience yourself.

Do they still know how to fight? all this pampering and beach frolicking must have surely softened their skills.

I wonder how many other manufacturers are offered the same chance to move on from an issue. Just don't want to hear anymore ifone bashing, cos its funnier if its someone else getting the flak.