So to recap: “Johns” are toilets, guys who pay for sex, and, now, excuses.

Optime!

Literally every game but Persona 5

Tbf, they ARE called RPG FACTORY. Not RPG Artisanal Atelier or Lovingly Handcrafted RPG Smithery... I’d say cranking out soulless replicas made of recycled hits is on brand. 

For those of you still around and in the mood for some sweet, sweet confirmation bias, this poster is a *checks his post history* (ah, there it is).....Trump supporter!

This has it all. Great music, from 2004 but feels relevant, and...*gasp*“real crying!?”

Is it just a terrible idea to start playing this game?  I love FF, and you got me feeling some FOMO. Did I miss the good FF of this decade?

I’m in this picture! First time attending, and it was a superlative amount of fun. Still can’t believe it hit 3million.

Really hope we get a Fat Sonic.

That’s not even accurate.  He was ripping him well before that missed dunk.

Who gets more shit in an online game when their identity is discovered:

a guy who lied to everyone about having a terminal illness

Just bought this during the holiday sale, and started playing. How did I fall into the post-vanilla, but pre-ultraroyal/superdeduper/withsourcream edition trap? Well played, Atlus. gg

All I’ve ever heard about the Tokyo Game Show is the crowds are oppressive. I’m planning to visit Japan next year for the first time, and was wondering... is it worth planning it to go to this or just plan some other (more popular) time of year to visit? I’ve always wanted to hit a big Con, thought it’d be a good two…

I’m all for some suspension of disbelief, but this movies treatment of the Knicks as a playoff contender was a bridge to far for me. Especially, when half the premise was cool people of any gender totally get sports.

This is true for me too, but I noticed an exception. Naughty Dog games seems to create linear stories I’m interested in completing.

This deserves a play-by-play:

I thank you, kind stranger. If there’s a way I could join your kingdom and slightly improve your pikmin-like battle performance, do let me know.

Oh no. Suikoden + Ni No Kuni? My urge to buy a PS4 Pro just hit an all time record high. For the love of God please don’t write an article stating Valkyrie Chronicles 4 seems like FFT + Vagrant Story, or my hype will immediately purchase 17 Ps4's.

Not again. Big Steak-umm has ruined the journalistic integrity of Thetakeout.com?? is no one safe!!!

“Can you believe that? A kid from Oakland walking around believing in fairytales”