I mean...he’s just going to settle without accepting responsibility anyway.

The title is misleading. It should say Norfolk Southern is going to pass the $600 million dollar bill to the consumers.

How modern cars and SUVs have you spend umpteen tens of thousands of dollars for the ride and you have nothing to show for it. You drive a meh-appearance appliance.

Driving on the road with other people.

I personally think it’s a brilliant idea.

There is/are. But they’re just pencil-whipped so management and execs can get their bonuses and “return value to the shareholder”.

It’s in Massachusetts, that’s a rotary. Not a circle, not a roundabout, not an exchange, a fucking rotary.

Also for $30 you can get a keyboard without a broken caps lock key.

Get a grip. BMW turn signal engineers manage to keep it together. Be more like them. 

Whopper is the best IF it is made well. It is the burger with the most potential but rarely meats (get it) that potential.

I went to The Melting Pot a few months ago, it was pretty good, if a bit overpriced for food I had to cook myself while keeping track of time so I didn’t give myself food poisoning.

Yeah he didn’t just slip off the edge, he jumped that fucker.

What’s really incredible (at least to me) is that the driver not only survived, but wasn’t even gravely injured. Safety has really come a long way in modern cars.

Why are they still so afraid to just keep the double decker taco? But there actually are quite a few items that I’m looking forward to trying.

Hey, man, this is all some of us have going for us...

Chipotle was perfectly adequate. Not great, not excellent, but it was solid fast casual.

Is it “build a tolerance, you lightweight?”

Here’s why you should deep fry your turkey: All other ways of cooking turkey are trash, deep frying is the only good way to cook a whole turkey.

Longest I’ve been there was 4 nights. Flew in, two-day conference plus a golf outing and dinner at the end. I have never been more ready to get out of anywhere.

When David Foxx reached out to Jalopnik, he was on his 10th day of a 19-day vacation