Exactly. Wouldn’t that make a very interesting movie?

lot of dissenting opinions here but this is exactly the kind of piece i used to see on websites all the time and love reading. it’s airy, it’s fun classic internet nit-picking.

“Ok, just overpriced” applies to most of Panera’s menu.

The Enchirito is here for a good time, not a long time!

And coming soon, this will be changed as more people take advantage of it.  If you find these little hacks, tell your friends and family, but don’t share them on the internet or else you risk the hack disappearing as more people take advantage of it forcing the company to do something about it.

Butter gravy.

Bad news about those dragons too...

Now you’re fucking with me!

I bought some Horsey Sauce (Arby’s) in my last Kroger delivery - I’m thinking in the mashed.

From reading the comments it seems that many of you don’t really understand food science like Claire does. She ia among the best writers on food on the net. Here are two articles that will elevate your bird if you read them with an open mind:

Don’t believe chemists and food scientists

Look up Alton Brown’s method of frying a turkey - outdoors, away from the house, using a lift system to lower and raise the turkey in the fry pot.

If you also just want to buy store bought mashed potatoes, I’d recommend Bob Evans. Obviously homemade mashed potatoes are the best, but if you’re feeling lazy, theirs are easy to heat up and surprisingly good, all things considered.

I have to whole heartedly disagree with buying mashed potatoes and mac n cheese. they are both super basic to make at home, cost next to nothing, and taste way better than anything you can get premade.

America, you are flying too close to the sun.

I live in Syracuse, and understand the hate, but I actually like it here.  We’ve got some real problems, inner city poverty being probably the major one, but the surrounding suburbs are beautiful and have very good schools.  There’s a current resurgence of the downtown area and the summers are absolutely unmatched. …

To all the greys insisting that her *other* career is how she should be identified:

Linking to (or acknowledging the existence of) D**dspin is what the kids call "problematic."

Living in Wisconsin, we have access to both the Frozen grillers as pictured in the boxes above, or fresh brat patties from Johnsonville. The fresh are noticeably better and would be my pick every time if there’s an option.

I have had restaurants present me a paper check, then whip out a device as soon as I offer a credit card. I guess that way the option to pay with cash is a little easier.