He’s showing how much you can carry in the back! Like a folded-up blanket topped with a foil-wrapped sub/hoagie/grinder/hero (trying to be inclusive here).

Genuine lol

Somebody doesn’t get out much...

Several of the men in my youth used to roll up corn silk in Prince
Albert cigarette paper and smoke it. They also too the brown powder in dried wild mushrooms and used it as snuff.  I have no idea what made them do that.

We used to snort Pixie Sticks or crush up Smarties and snort those when I was in middle school. We also used to try to swing high enough to flip my friend’s swingset. I dunno if that was even possible, but it used to come out of the ground and it felt possible. If I think about it some more, I can probably think of a…

Chili Cheese on Cacio e Pepe Potato Chips

Wings are probably my favorite food of all time but the prices have gone up so much that I can’t afford them anymore. A boat of wings at the grocery store is $30.

If you are really into seltzer, you may want to skip the soda stream or buy a modified CO2 tank so you can refill it or take it to a home brew shop to refill it cheaply. The markup is very high since there aren’t easy alternatives. I use a soda siphon and a 5lb tank lasts about 6 months (making 1-2 L a day), the…

Most people fart five to 23 times per day

As a Christmas gift, I created my own fragrance.

Just gotta say I love the picture used, ha!

No Chicago dog?

I live in two worlds: this one, and the one of my own making. I must react accordingly otherwise I will be unmasked as the alien being from another dimension that I am.

I’ll go one further than that as well: If you have a particularly strong color on the wall you’re trying to paint over, SAND it, brush it, base coat, then color. I moved into a house with some awful burgundy accent walls, so I sanded them down before brushing off debris, then priming and painting. Paint can get…

Am I the only one who finds many cloth masks actually *less* comfortable, though? I always hear about N95 being uncomfortable. But at least the 3D structure doesn’t make it feel like I am sucking in cloth every time I breathe.

Ah, a New Englander. Jimmies are still sprinkles

What about jimmies?

I, too, live alone and I almost always halve soup recipes and still manage to have more soup than anyone could possibly eat.

Rick Bayless - the better Bayless.