I may need a bigger bar....

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

tried this once, to horrible effect. learned some things, however - a bottle of liquid soap is many things, one of them is that it’s not a bar of soap, and other is that it’s sharp...

Personally, I prefer welding glove, something like this

Personally, I prefer welding glove, something like this

Oh. I’ve been doing it wrong.

Man, this comment is depressing for you.

If you stopped watching TV today, you’d have time to annoy 15 people per week with your humble-bragging about how you don’t watch TV anymore.

Clearly there must be something like Rule 34, but for cars.

Everytime I try that ‘relax’ trick, the phrase ‘don’t do it’s comes echoing from the back of my skull.

“You sucked 17 popsicles!!????”

Terry Francona: [dials room service] You have anything you could send up that’s ice-cold?

Amongst former Red Sox, Ted Williams still holds the record for worst case of brain freeze.

You know who can’t eat garbage late at night? Harambe.

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

i wish I was friends with lebron. or at least just had friends in general

When he’s on, he can be really good. Almost as unhittable as Kluber (not quite, but close). Conversely, when he’s off he is totally off. And he can go from really good to horrible in the span of about three pitches. He’s a bit in his own head that way.

I’d call that a dick move, but it doesn’t need any more hype in Jon Hamm’s case.

Man, the Home Improvement reboot looks awful.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.