Poutine on the fritz

Only in Canada does getting your money’s worth mean a loony exchange with an official.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

& don’t get me started on her wardrobe! — Tony Kornheiser

Rugby, especially sevens, is considerably easier to understand than cricket. It’s akin to American Football, but without forward passes and stopping play every 12 seconds.

I worked briefly at a software company where one of the engineers was named Lee Wei. I remember thinking that they sure did let him get away with a lot of stuff.

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Did Bofa get signed though?

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

NOPE. DON’T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.

I tried that but the cats keep getting out of the drawer!

Handball= Use your hands. Football= Use your head to tackle other men until your brain is a Slushie.

German handball:

And to think all of you pearlclutchers didn't even want them there in the first place.

I see my post from earlier today got immediate results. It must have been from its massive popularity from the rest of kinja.

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Not even Gordon can get high enough to catch those overthrows.