I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Look at the guy's hair. Of course he has a sidepiece.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

The Vikings announce that Adrian Peterson will return to team activities to spend less time with his family.

"Why only a 1 game suspension? We looked at a lot of factors, but, ultimately, child is only half the size of a real person so in the interests of fairness and consistency, it only made sense to halve our normal penalty"

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.

It would be like something out of Dragonball Z

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

Are you saying this ruling isn't justified, Jon? I'm going to struggle to take you seriously if you have anything bad to say about the Italian justice system.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

Any counselor, cop, attorney experienced in domestic violence issues or anyone with a modicum of common sense could have and should have told the NFL that victims will often blame themselves, defend their abusers, and even change their stories

John Daly is going into the nineteenth hole.

"Yeah, GIFs! Yeah, GIFs!"

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

The US really needs to rethink having Klinsmann as the coach, because Germans clearly don't know how to win it all in Russia.

My Facebook feed would suggest that lack of anonymity isn't the only solution.

Considering many of these reporters have ear pieces that force them to listen to Chris Berman during segments, I'd say its already happening.

Oh, sure, all you soccer hipsters over here acting like your "football" is better because your fans shove dildoes in the ears of your reporters. Well, you're right. Someone please do this to Chris Mortensen.

Awesome. Now all I need to do is convince my neighbor to do this.