you are the best writer on the “Gawker” platform of sites, without equal.

+1. appropos closing sentence

We Bought A Zoo I had to disappear after the movie to the bathroom because I was sobbing. I need help.

Ghost. We Bought A Zoo. Armageddon. Goddam what is wrong with me?

I have a favorite, but because she is more successful at this point, I actually give preferential treatment to her sister.

Shep, this is amazing work. I had absolutely no patience to dig through the Amazon site today.

Shep, this is amazing work. I had absolutely no patience to dig through the Amazon site today.

damn, you own your own beach? im just hoping to get a phone some day

something something costco something

something something costco something

i saw a U of OK study saying no discernible injury difference in their findings.

hear here Vic. every game this year, i have felt overwhelming pride that i get to watch LBJ play basketball for my favorite team. i dont even want to think about what happens when he retires.

can he just go to prison retroactively 15 years ago so our memories can be wiped of this jackoff?

one of the best live albums ever!

Jaar is a genius

he seemed like a decent man in an industry full of fucking snakes

im lucky enough to have been. and i will tell you, looking up the wall of El Capitan, even with absolutely no intention of trying to climb it (because i dont climb), is scary as fuck. i have no idea how he did this

Every single day. He is in my pantheon of all-time players.

i will NEVER understand why using a thermometer is stupid to some people. sorry that i want my chicken cooked to temp. sorry i want my steak to be perfect without having to put my dirty mitts on it.

that just made my fucking day.

gave up both shrooms and LSD due to continued bad trips. some MDMA even gets me hallucinating mildly