Who would even notice if he did, though? He's William Shatner. People'd just be like, "Ah, it's probably a joke, whatever."

She should have been court-martialed for that dumbass pun she said to the Borg Queen at the end of the series. "Must have been something you assimilated"? Go fuck yourself, Janeway.

Again, the Starfleet Admiralty has a terrible track record, so it works.

Actually they're pretty close. My dick is the center of the universe.

Right, I'm sure the lines are the standard science doc lines: "This is Dr. Science Man. He works at Big Sciencey Place in NotAmericaCountry. He does some pretty sciencey stuff there!"

Drug cartel money laundering?

Genetically modified gravity

Shame on Bill Dunbar for not lightening the fuck up. TIGHTASSED.

Greatness of Star Trek captaincy is directly proportional to number and popularity of internet memes based on that captaincy.

Given the number of Starfleet Admirals who have turned out to be villains, I'm not sure that's an endorsement.

People like you should be illegal.

You're welcome to come to Oakland A's games any time you'd like.

Are you kidding? That's like one of the original jock-rock tunes.