Best case scenario: have children with Mr. Bigballs, marry Mr. Smallballs and raise those children.

If Filner is convicted of a felony, he can be removed. So the question is why none of the accusations — particularly recent ones — have led to felony charges.

Erick Erickson is Coathanger Ken #coathangerken

We'd need a recall petition with approximately 100,000 signatures.

"But I'm not going to lie, if I get to meet her, I may lean in for a whiff." — Charles Z.

Punishment by puppy? I have no regrets.

I'm your XY Ally, Jezebelles!

Kids should be taught what rape and sexual assault are, and the legal consequences, as part of sex ed.