I’ve never seen a photo of Trump that could be even generously described as “flattering.” He’s a gross old pig and always has been.

The site also increasingly features sentences that the author has fully lost control over. Take this one:

I was never a big critic of the prequels. I even saw AotC in theaters multiple times, although I can’t say I loved the trilogy. I’ve rewatched TPM and AotC over the past couple weeks with my sons (for the first time probably in at least 15 years). TPM wasn’t too bad, although not great. But AotC was awful. The obvious…

Considering Last Jedi is my favorite outside of the originals, I don’t think my view is especially narrow. I felt TPM misfired on each and every level, and I’m decidedly not some Star Wars die-hard. Too geared towards children (not young audiences, actual children), had terrible digital effects, dialogue that somehow…

I love Fury Road, but for some reason I don’t have any excitement for this one. I thought the first trailer looked like a poor ripoff of Fury Road and even though most of the sets and stunts are practical, the trailer made most of it look like CGI. 

I agree with you

I’ve read two versions. Narratively, it’s somehow simultaneously disjointed and overindulgent dogshit. It’s a massive, convoluted fucking lore dump that’d make Tetsuo Nomura blush.

I am an atheist and am excited to learn that, apparently, it now qualifies me as an “edgelord” as well. I also got whiplash from the way this article seemed to keep pivoting back and forth on whether the author thought it was the worst take, a legit take, a weird take, etc. 

I’m sorry, but what makes his take “edgelord”? Are all atheist takes edgelord?

This is absurd. Not only does it highlight the fact that our government could do something about major issues if they wanted to, but that they deemed an APP to be such a massive pressing issue that they steamrolled this through any way they could. Why? Because it’s too effective at getting people educated, organized…

You’re over on Reddit having a meltdown about Transformers One as well, huh?

“Snyder’s recycled efforts were most apparent during that movie’s space-cantina recruitment scene”

Do you really think the goal of this, or nearly any, reviewer is to ensure that the thing they are criticizing sells less..?

“three or possibly six more installments”
That must be very exciting for someone. 

Totally mystifying to me. She was even a great Catwoman! She is plenty cool enough for me

Even at the time I never understood what everyone hated about her.  It was all nothing but juvenile meanness and never made sense.  She’s never had any scandal or anything that would indicate she was a bad person; she didn’t deserve that.

The problem that any Alien (and Predator) movie has going for it is the audience knows everything about the alien and the characters don’t so there is no tension in the first 45 minutes when the characters are figuring out that facehuggers lead to eggs, eggs lead to chest explosion, which leads to alien, spit is acid…

One of the reasons the modern AV Club increasingly reads like AI is the misuse of sentence structures like this:

> The movie is called Kinds Of Kindness, and all we really know about it is....

Those icons look nothing alike. They just both have “P” in them.