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The guy that intervened was having exactly none of Karen’s bullshit and good for him.

I fully support throwing the book at these fuckers, flying is unpleasant enough without these stupid assholes lashing out at the people who’s job it is to keep you safe and comfortable while you’re stuffed in a metal tube with a bunch

For me, the first Avengers film hasn’t aged well. Most of the dialogue are one step away from making me cringe. Most scenes seem set up and superficial. That scene between Widow and Loki, especially. Also, Cap’s PSA clown costume. I do remember the big appeal at the time was the team-up factor. It was pretty surreal,

There’s nothing in any John Wick movie, past or future, that will top John Wick fighting assassins as the JUST HAPPENED to stumble into a, like, museum of chinese weapons. I could NOT stop gleefully laughing for that entire sequence. It was everything i wanted.

2's my favorite so far but I respect your opinion.

What has happened to car reviews on Jalopnik? It’s rare I click on them any more, but I’m genuinely considering an XF for my next car so gave this one a read.

Fuck these slideshows.

Here’s how you turn that fuel economy thread into a sweet revenue generating slideshow. (If you were wondering).

If someone brown did this yelling Akbar they would be arrested and charged as a terrorist. This is domestic terrorism, these Qanon antivax, stop the steal nuts are dangerous terrorists.

This was a pretty fucking stupid idea for a movie.

Seriously though, while the Canon-7 RF f0.95 50mm lens ain’t all that common, I’d hesitate to call it “rare”. Hell, I’ve seen more of them in Austrlaia than Nikon F-mount f1.2 50mm - or even Pentax f1.2 50mm...both of which were made for decades after Canon stopped making rangefinders, and for lens mounts that are

Exactly. The pandemic will be over someday. That day isn’t today. There are plenty of other leisure activities people can do in the meantime that isn’t trying to enjoy a public activity in an enclosed space with recycled air.

Dammit Seth, that’s...an extremely reasonable take.

I don’t know, Cena might not have The Rock’s charisma, but he’s got flawless comic timing. “Square-jawed action hero” isn’t his thing, but “Parody of square-jawed action hero” is absolutely what he should be doing all the time. 

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After the highs of Fast Five and the victory lap of Fast and Furious 6 (Justin Lin was right, it should’ve been called Furious 6 in the marketing materials and not just the opening credits) the series is right back to sucking, and not even in the tolerable way (at least Tokyo Drift gave us the Teriyaki Boyz song).

You’re not wrong, but it’s a distinct improvement over the status quo ante, which was where every action movie was trying to be a joyless Taken retread.

There are no hints of adorable Baby Thanos showing up in this Eternals trailer, but somebody having a purple baby and saying “Let’s name him… Thanos!”

I think Billy is a black-out drunk and John basically talked him into it because while Billy knows he had something to do with it he can’t exactly remember what happened. John has to convince him he did it to make him a scapegoat since their dad saw Billy bloody that night which would lead to questions.

Ryan is John’s son, correct? yeah, whatever is going on with Ryan knowing about John’s affair definitely has more layers that need to be peeled back. i wouldn’t be surprised if John was talking about Erin to Ryan when the power was out and Lori overheard them. 

Thank you for your anecdotal data

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