I always fly with gel insoles and up until now I was blissfully unaware that I was breaking the law. Thanks Giz, now I will no longer be gellin' in peace during flights.

@Thunderbyte: Take a netbook's components ($399 for a Dell Mini) and remove the battery and display (at least $100 bucks right there), then install Linux and Boxee and you are done. All the glory, far less gory.

What so messed up about this is that I use a MacMini with Boxee on it and it works like a dream. Why couldn't they make the Boxee Box equally awesome?

One day, when we are all gone, alien archeologists will visit the UAE, look at all the impractical and goofy structures there and be like "WTF was this all about?!?".

That's so funny. It reminds me of the time my uncle flew home last thanksgiving with a home made pipe bomb in his carry-on. Oh Uncle Bob, what a goof.

My Wii is just a Netflix streamer in the guest bedroom. To be honest, the cheapest Roku is a better alternative at that. I just never got into the Wii concept.

@BootHillBossanova: Dude! Nice spotting.

I am waiting for video of a group of transvestites dressed like John Candy in "Who's Harry Crumb" opting out of the death ray and getting a generous TSA rub down.

@Scuba Steve: You don't like to get grouped in which category?

@MarcusMaximus: Maybe that was the plan all along. Post-9/11 outcry demanded the creation of the TSA, thus terminating many lucrative private firm airport security contracts. Before private firms can get back into the honey pot, the TSA has got to go, but how to get rid of them??? Voila! Make them the most hated…

Download link please.

@MaCuban: I'm hoping its like the Kindle which includes the data in the price of the unit.

I highly recommend Grocery IQ.

@ima747: Well...yes.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: Well done. +1

"will not ask nor require you to remove your prosthetic device, cast, or support brace."

It has a proprietary wallet ejection system

@Stem_Sell: 802.11 Coconuts

@Billybird: No. Wi-fi enhances the effects by granting you access to unlimited porn, music, tv, and movies.

Once I moved into my home I placed an access point at the north corner of the house. Ever since the tree right outside the corner where the access point is located has been losing its leaves very easily. Normally between the end of spring and the beginning of summer. Very strange. No proof it's the wi-fi though,…