The skateboard is all sorts of awesome!

@Hookey:

"About 10,000 birds were estimated to enter the beams, wasting time and energy that now can't be used in their migratory trip."

@IQslump: His neighbor is going green. His naquadah generator based electric mover should be able to mow a whole straight through the planet in about 45 minutes. The inertial dampening system he is installing on it should also provide a ver comfy ride.

Dear Conan,

But how do you wash it? My guess is that crud will live inside the casing making it unsanitary after the first use.

@seriously, saycarramrod: That's funny, cause I really hate Facebook.

I'm sorry but The Burbs sucked arse.

@diasdiem: True Dat

@Nick: I recent the Texas assumption. If he is from Austin, he might have opted for the Green Choice option. Green Choice is a way to commit to a set price for fuel charge and in turn Austin Energy will pre-purchase Air and Solar power in your name at a set price for 10 years. The more people subscribe to Green…

Someone give the man a job! A high paying one so he can buy t-shirts.

@♥ Goopplesoft Now: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Me, me, me!

@Sebastian Huth: Actually, I do P90x and I like the Nano's ability to play the videos while I am at the gym. The combination of the small form factor, the buttons (yaybuttons.com), and video playback, make it ideal as an arm strapped workout player.

@DracoSolon: Didn't think about that, but very true. I better keep my current Nano safe.

GPS Geotagging has become a must for me lately. Is there a S95 equivalent with geotagging?

@m0b3k3: Incorrect. The Nano and shuffle have always been the ideal form factor for physical activity (running, biking, etc.)

Give it a pair of side mounted Uzis and I'm all over that bad boy.

@zippzom: I feel like Data on that TNG episode with Joe Piscopo.

@Kaiser-OMG! Equine of the Resistance!: I don't get it. I am pretty sure that even if I was blind I could still hear.

I'll give him 950 of these, but no more.