Yipee!!! It's like Christmas (or Hanuka (or Kwanza))! I can't wait to get my present!

Shock and awe bitches!!! (but in a fun and cool way (sans lead))

Actually I got mine two weeks ago. I'm lukewarm on it. It might be better if they took off the ads. Netflix is still better.

@Yamato: Let's put a horse head in their bed! Unless horses never existed and were actually just young unicorns.

Uuuuhhhh. That link 404s.

SysAdmins love developers. Developers are the people who think they are all that but can't even figure out how to run the shit they wrote themselves. Hooray for the SysAdmins.

So for over three minutes and seven seconds, not a single other Amazon order needed to go up that belt???? I'm selling my Amazon shares!

Laugh at me if you want to, but when I get a car back from the "car show" detailers, I feel like I just got a brand new car. These folks clean part of the engine that they could only reach using child labor. I'm telling you, you can eat off of the wheel well, but it would be sinful to get it dirty like that.

@Spartanical: Amen brotha!

This should have been a DIY post.

What's so newsworthy?

@Kayonesoft: :-)

That was so good I almost seizured! Almost. I peed my pants instead. Nice. Warm. Wet. Ahhhh...

Sadly, I grew up to be a console jockey. All I really need is the ability to open multiple terminal screens and run SSH. Honestly, my old Thinkpad 600X running any slimmed down version of Linux can do that as fast a any PC on the market today. What's the point...sigh. Cheers Mark, now I'm totally depressed.

Someone please repost that awesome video of this jackarse screaming and dancing. It makes me smile. :-)

Dude! What did you do to that poor MinPin? Is that a bumble-bee outfit or is it a clown? You sadistic thing!

As long as I have my Terminal and my QWERTY, I could less than a rat's patootee what Stevie does.