The stretch especially sucks donkey balls with the HOV construction going on in Northern VA, jersey walls everywhere and little to no places to pull off if you get a flat or break down so all traffic comes to a halt, and then in Richmond you have all the bridge work being done.

For me it's any flip key. There isn't nothing cooler (key wise) than walking up to your car pushing a button on the fob and the key pops out. Makes me feel like the guys from Gone in 60 Seconds.

For the love of god if you post a video of something edit that shit down to what you're meaning to show us. Sitting throw 5 minutes of crappy video to see a flicker of lightning is unbearable. Thank god I have nothing better to do today.

Honestly just looking at that thing hurts me to my soul. Nothing against a man making that money, but it's a bit depressing to see someone make that much money in one evening and knowing I will never make that much money in my lifetime. Now, where is my bottle of whiskey.

that's what I was thinking.

The Browns should really consider switching to that logo.

I don't blame the Browns for this trade, running backs are a dime a dozen in this league. Sure guys like AP and Foster are gems but for the most part there seems to be two or three guys who come out of no where each year. The Browns getting a first rounder for a back who's career would be wasted in Cleveland as they…

I keep wanting the GIF to continue with Mayweather turning around and flooring Bieber. A lot of people hate Mayweather, I'm indifferent but I won't ever root for him while Justin Bieber is in his corner.

I want to yell at you so much, but I can't because everything you said is true.

While we're at it can we get players to stop wearing yellow cleats. At the end of a play when a player flashes on screen and I see a quick hint of yellow on the field I quickly think, "great, what now?"

I love my Skins but the behavior of a lot of fans (not to mention prices of everything at the stadium and traffic) is why I watch games at home, which is a shame because I'd love to take my son to a game.

Read the comment above mine. He quotes Manning hypothetically saying "Nigga is you crazy" which got me thinking, what if an NFL star like Manning actually said something like that. I honestly think our line for tolerance is based on someone's star power.

Thanks Deadspin, now come help me clean up all the vomit I just spewed all over my keyboard. You don't show things like this to people in the morning.

Too true.

Oh Maryland, why do we let you be a state?

Hey trans no need to hate on this stupid man's dog. How about just wishing he runs into a tree?

I wonder what would happen to Manning if he ever did drop the N-bomb. My guess it would be a story for a week, he'd go out and throw 8 TDs the following Sunday and then no one would give a shit anymore.

Damn, beat me to it.

Met a very attractive girl at a bar the other night (in Northern Virginia) and somehow we got on the topic of Aaron Hernandez. She started gushing all about him and that's when I said, "you do realize he killed someone, and possibly others, and he's a coked up PCP freak, right?" Her response, "Yeah but he's so…

Say what you will about the preseason but it allows us to see tackles like this.