You mean an iTable?

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

Imagine how exhausting and unpleasant it must be to have to publicly pretend to be friends with Kanye West and thus have to be on the receiving end of his torrent of bullshit.

It was a general joke, not one specifically about refugees.

That’s nothing. I got a nasty splinter at my aunt and uncle’s cabin in Colorado years ago. Since then I’ve had a plan for peace in the Middle East that i’ve tried to get heard but no one will take seriously. I even slept at a Holiday Inn Express to make it sound more credible.

Yes, yes you are.

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

The press and public tore Chelsea apart as much as they dared back in the day. I can’t imagine what it would be like now with the exponential rise of the net and shit like reddit and 4chan. And you know there’s a full time staff now at the Secret Service devoted entirely to sorting the most vile shit imaginable aimed…

Ding ding ding. You hit the nail on the head. Speaking as an educated black woman: some people get really upset at the idea of our very existence. You have to remember, to them black women are still the stereotypes they see on TV and the moment we step outside of that box they’ve made for us, then the confusion…

Michelle Obama has been one of the classiest, the most educated (two ivy league degrees), perhaps the smartest, and yes one of the most beautiful first ladies we have ever had. We will be lucky to get another one like her. People who hate on her are ignorant racists. She is so many things that all of us strive to…

She’s treated a lot like how Serena Williams is treated. Williams has been called a man by so many people and so has Michelle. I’m wondering if it is because both women are black, strong and athletic. That racist can’t stand their mix of strength and power so they deny their womanhood.

I hear/read a lot fewer stories about how Trump embodies an ugly strain of American fascism lately. I guess maybe if we ignore this shit we’ll all get comfortable with it.

i assumed she wrote dumb shit because why else would she be getting hate. i looked at those pictures and she just pull-quoted bible verses that meant a lot to her. what is wrong with that? she put a fuck ton of work into it too.

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

About 20 years back in one of my first jobs, one of the saleswomen had a similar engagement story; he sent her on a spa day and when she asked for her coat, the spa girl brought her a fur (apparently they argued for a few minutes before saleswoman accepted that something was going on and not just that the spa girl was…

ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH RIGHT NOW?

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.

I’m sure there will be a handful of Reddit threads that will offer their own unique form of congratulations ...

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

My, that’s some extreme economic anxiety!