For some reason, I’m envisioning a classic 80s buddy comedy starring Ben Carson and Chris Christie.

Trump has already dispatched his crack team of birth certificate investigators to Cuba.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Maybe he is overcompensating for his last name.

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

Yeah, but the murder suspect found Jesus.
Tunsil didn’t have the time to ask for the Lord’s forgiveness.

Exactly. The stance that most are taking on the weed is really a strawman, isn’t it? Regardless of how right I think they are, the rules are rules (for now) and do you want to invest so heavily in someone who could be suspended for large chunks of a season?

team after team passing because weed is bad.

Maybe teams passed on him not because of the drugs, but because he has a mysterious figure following him around trying to sabotage his career. That’s certainly a “distraction” if there ever was one.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Schilling is so committed, he refuses to drive his Trans Am.

Looks like God Dropkicked this Murphy

Worst example of Murphy’s Law ever.

If Donald Trump said he wanted to build a wall around FS1, I might actually consider voting for the guy.

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Damn, talk about a party fowl.

Man, people in the future are gonna laugh at us so hard when they find out we call things we stand on with wheels touching the ground “hoverboards”

The kids aren’t on your lawn. Stop yelling at them.

I’ve been a diehard Ohio State fan since I was a kid. Nick Mangold was always one of my favorite Buckeyes ever and I loved how he’s had such a brilliant career in the NFL. Until this...

Window and aisle seats shouldn't cost MORE. Middle seats should just cost LESS.