Wow they could build a fifth of a gas station in Afghanistan for that!

Man I used to take Ambien but it was way too dangerous of a drug for me lol. I would wake up to some serious disasters with no recollection whatsoever. One morning I walkd out to my living room and there was a half-room sized fort made from couch cushions and bedsheets that I had apparently constructed the night…

Yeah, like MJ....

This is why I smoke and drink in the morning....

Well that was lame.

Yea what the fuck was he thinking?

Redaction smaction. As if people are honest or smart enough to remember what actually happened..

Oh my gooooood. They got into an argument???? Call TMZ immediately!

sounds typical....

List o’ liars...