Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”

Everyone of those boys need to do time in jail. Those who assaulted her and those who watched. And the child needs to be taken out of that school, of course, and given more treatment away from any school until she reaches the appropriate age/and she has been rehabilitated. Her life has value, even if men/boys have…

That’s a Cold Hard Fact.

Folks. There isn’t enough funding going into mental health. There aren’t enough facilities/beds, and in the rare instances where there are, it’s difficult to keep staffing up so that those beds can be filled. Mental health workers are often overworked and underpaid, and in those spaces where more is needed (outreach…

Woo! Mentally ill and poor? ME TOO! High fives all around.

I regret reading that. I mean, I’m easily the least productive person I know but I also have the decency to be mentally ill and poor. You can’t toast your own fucking bagel?

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I’m a little groggy today after binging Season Two of Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I keep reading this as “tortoise.” (Plus shell.) So now in my head you have a tortoise who can climb kitchen cabinets. Or possibly teleport for short distances.

I have reserved a slot next Friday at the Kattencafe Kopjes in Amsterdam. I have paid 3 Euros to sit in a delightful cafe, eat snacks, and pet kitties for 2 hours. I will be in Amsterdam all week, going to see the Dixie Chicks, riding bikes among the tulips, checking out the Van Gogh Museum...but it is the kitty…

At the very least, Anderson could’ve asked Ivanka what the fuck is up with this photo.

Somewhere higher-ranked than Tulane. That’s why they let me teach at Tulane for two years. My dad is a Tulane alum too, but he’s not an ignorant bigot, thankfully.

Robin Thede is the head writer of The Nightly Show and she is amazing.

There wasn’t even that. Stepping down means he gets to keep his pension, and isn’t exactly a huge sacrifice on his part (mandatory retirement for PA judges is 70).

That’s like in that post by Susan Sarandon’s daughter talking about how the “Brooklyn” came out in her when she found out her nanny was flirting with her husband. I’m like gurl Brooklyn Heights is about as far from “street” as it gets.