“certainly did leave a lot to be desired”

Can we still be fronds?

What a releaf! This is going to be unbeleafably mean looking and I’m glad they branched out since the last one certainly did leave a lot to be desired.

Pretty sure that was a Lambo, dude.

“Please stop.” - Man wearing huge Saab belt buckle.

I’d have to disagree. Just because someone doesn’t own the thing on their t-shirt doesn’t mean they can’t be a fan. I have a Mustang shirt and I drive a Camaro. I also have a bunch of Ferrari branded items, my friend is a driver coach for Ferrari so he is always handing me free stuff and I wear it proudly. If I had…

Someone once bought me this Haynes branded Ford Capri T-shirt.

Nah! I had a Ferrari F1 team hat on one time when I went to the Charlotte NASCAR race. I didn’t think much of it as I just grabbed the hat I always wear, but as I was walking into the pits the guy checking passes said “is your Ferrari sitting in the parking lot? (chuckle chuckle)“ I had to think for a second…

I bought a die cast RX-8

Yeah, aren’t you special. We all feel that way. That’s the point of this article, dipshit.

I got a “Pontiac” tattoo in 2009...

Park it perpendicular. Problem solved.

That’s not a reference. That’s a plot point. They’re different things.

And my jaded self thinks “ that’s exactly why the parent made the cardboard switch and posted it in the first place “

That is only because Japanese swords do not have a pommel to throw “to end him rightly.”

Buy one, get one Fria?

Wallet?

Alternative facts.

Cis-fendered