“certainly did leave a lot to be desired”

Can we still be fronds?

What a releaf! This is going to be unbeleafably mean looking and I’m glad they branched out since the last one certainly did leave a lot to be desired.

“Please stop.” - Man wearing huge Saab belt buckle.

I’d have to disagree. Just because someone doesn’t own the thing on their t-shirt doesn’t mean they can’t be a fan. I have a Mustang shirt and I drive a Camaro. I also have a bunch of Ferrari branded items, my friend is a driver coach for Ferrari so he is always handing me free stuff and I wear it proudly. If I had…

Someone once bought me this Haynes branded Ford Capri T-shirt.

Nah! I had a Ferrari F1 team hat on one time when I went to the Charlotte NASCAR race. I didn’t think much of it as I just grabbed the hat I always wear, but as I was walking into the pits the guy checking passes said “is your Ferrari sitting in the parking lot? (chuckle chuckle)“ I had to think for a second…

I bought a die cast RX-8

Yeah, aren’t you special. We all feel that way. That’s the point of this article, dipshit.

I got a “Pontiac” tattoo in 2009...

Park it perpendicular. Problem solved.

And my jaded self thinks “ that’s exactly why the parent made the cardboard switch and posted it in the first place “

Good thing you’re not a betting man...

Buy one, get one Fria?

The first one, I did like, it was pretty fun and perfectly paced. The sequel was boring, and the climax sucked. Part three was kinda okay, things got fun towards the middle. Fourth movie was a wreck, so dull and stupid that I had to stop watching.

Wallet?

Alternative facts.

I think you just came up with a system to give cars pokemon names.

Cis-fendered